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Abstinence Alaska-Style
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James Hogg
2008-09-06 13:42:33 UTC
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Abstinence Alaska-Style

Well those cold Alaskan winters
leave you feelin' dank and bitter
and a teenage redneck's instinct is
to seek out girls 'n' heat.
When he left the rink frustrated
after chasing that old puck around
he passed the ladies' locker room
to see who he might meet.

When his avid eyes met Bristol's
well it made him cream his Levi's,
but the well-brought-up young girl observed,
"You've just made God irate.
It's a sin to spill your seed like that
'cause every sperm is sacred.
For the Palin creed says: Don't come off
except to procreate."

He said, "Abstinence just makes a young man's
heart grow even fonder."
"And a celibate," the girl agreed,
"has less to celebrate."
"But I don't want kids," he said,
"for me a family has no value."
"Let's play Vatican roulette," she said,
"although it's our first date."

Up in heaven, the Great Croupier
was watching as they gambolled,
as they gambled with their future
'neath the cold Alaskan sky.
And He earmarked two choice gametes
to unite and bless their union,
and another shotgun wedding
was conceived by God on High.


James Hogg
Jim Capaldi
2008-09-06 15:52:03 UTC
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Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style

If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.

Obama Hussein "Change" Barack
Post by James Hogg
Abstinence Alaska-Style
Well those cold Alaskan winters
leave you feelin' dank and bitter
and a teenage redneck's instinct is
to seek out girls 'n' heat.
When he left the rink frustrated
after chasing that old puck around
he passed the ladies' locker room
to see who he might meet.
When his avid eyes met Bristol's
well it made him cream his Levi's,
but the well-brought-up young girl observed,
"You've just made God irate.
It's a sin to spill your seed like that
'cause every sperm is sacred.
For the Palin creed says: Don't come off
except to procreate."
He said, "Abstinence just makes a young man's
heart grow even fonder."
"And a celibate," the girl agreed,
"has less to celebrate."
"But I don't want kids," he said,
"for me a family has no value."
"Let's play Vatican roulette," she said,
"although it's our first date."
Up in heaven, the Great Croupier
was watching as they gambolled,
as they gambled with their future
'neath the cold Alaskan sky.
And He earmarked two choice gametes
to unite and bless their union,
and another shotgun wedding
was conceived by God on High.
James Hogg
James Hogg
2008-09-06 20:46:11 UTC
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On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:52:03 GMT, "Jim Capaldi"
Post by Jim Capaldi
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
So, how long have you been a songwriter?

James
steggy
2008-09-06 21:31:23 UTC
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Post by James Hogg
On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:52:03 GMT, "Jim Capaldi"
Post by Jim Capaldi
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
So, how long have you been a songwriter?
James
The career will end very soon I hope.
Bill Kawalec
2008-09-07 21:29:36 UTC
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Post by steggy
Post by James Hogg
On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:52:03 GMT, "Jim Capaldi"
Post by Jim Capaldi
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
So, how long have you been a songwriter?
James
The career will end very soon I hope.
this whole thread couldn't end soon enough.
Earle Jones
2008-09-07 00:34:40 UTC
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Post by James Hogg
On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:52:03 GMT, "Jim Capaldi"
Post by Jim Capaldi
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
So, how long have you been a
...fucking idiot?

earle
Jim Capaldi
2008-09-07 02:08:07 UTC
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Nice language, Earle. Your mammy taught you well.
Post by Earle Jones
Post by James Hogg
On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:52:03 GMT, "Jim Capaldi"
Post by Jim Capaldi
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
So, how long have you been a
...fucking idiot?
earle
Bill Kawalec
2008-09-07 21:30:30 UTC
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Post by Earle Jones
Post by James Hogg
On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:52:03 GMT, "Jim Capaldi"
Post by Jim Capaldi
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
So, how long have you been a
...fucking idiot?
there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a fucking
idiot!
Post by Earle Jones
earle
steggy
2008-09-09 22:40:05 UTC
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Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Earle Jones
Post by James Hogg
On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:52:03 GMT, "Jim Capaldi"
Post by Jim Capaldi
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
So, how long have you been a
...fucking idiot?
there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a fucking
idiot!
Post by Earle Jones
earle
No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics, not
about Bill O'Reilly


http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html?maven_referralObject=3077378&maven_referralPlaylistId=&sRevUrl=http://www.foxnews.com/
Bill Kawalec
2008-09-10 01:21:01 UTC
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Post by steggy
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Earle Jones
Post by James Hogg
On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:52:03 GMT, "Jim Capaldi"
Post by Jim Capaldi
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
So, how long have you been a
...fucking idiot?
there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a fucking
idiot!
Post by Earle Jones
earle
No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics, not
about Bill O'Reilly
oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
Post by steggy
http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html?maven_referralObject=3077378&maven_referralPlaylistId=&sRevUrl=http://www.foxnews.com/
Charles & Mambo Duckman
2008-09-10 06:36:15 UTC
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Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by steggy
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Earle Jones
Post by James Hogg
So, how long have you been a
...fucking idiot?
there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a fucking
idiot!
No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics, not
about Bill O'Reilly
oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
I, otoh, have decided that you're a fucking idiot. Nothing to do with whom
you are or aren't. You're just a fucking idiot, is all.
--
Come down off the cross
We can use the wood

Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
Bill Kawalec
2008-09-11 18:02:09 UTC
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Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by steggy
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Earle Jones
Post by James Hogg
So, how long have you been a
...fucking idiot?
there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a fucking
idiot!
No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics, not
about Bill O'Reilly
oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
I, otoh, have decided that you're a fucking idiot. Nothing to do with whom
you are or aren't. You're just a fucking idiot, is all.
oh golly gee!! how wil I ever sleep at night???
btw, I already knew that, to a lib, anyone not in agreement is an idiot.
don't give half a rat's ass what you think.
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
--
Come down off the cross
We can use the wood
Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
Charles & Mambo Duckman
2008-09-12 06:16:07 UTC
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Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by steggy
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Earle Jones
Post by James Hogg
So, how long have you been a
...fucking idiot?
there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a fucking
idiot!
No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics, not
about Bill O'Reilly
oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
I, otoh, have decided that you're a fucking idiot. Nothing to do with whom
you are or aren't. You're just a fucking idiot, is all.
oh golly gee!! how wil I ever sleep at night???
I don't know... how do idiots sleep at night?
Post by Bill Kawalec
btw, I already knew that, to a lib, anyone not in agreement is an idiot.
don't give half a rat's ass what you think.
Yet, strangely, you feel compelled to be my pen pal. Huh!
--
Come down off the cross
We can use the wood

Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
Bill Kawalec
2008-09-13 01:41:12 UTC
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Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by steggy
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Earle Jones
Post by James Hogg
So, how long have you been a
...fucking idiot?
there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a
fucking idiot!
No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics,
not about Bill O'Reilly
oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
I, otoh, have decided that you're a fucking idiot. Nothing to do with
whom you are or aren't. You're just a fucking idiot, is all.
oh golly gee!! how wil I ever sleep at night???
I don't know... how do idiots sleep at night?
Post by Bill Kawalec
btw, I already knew that, to a lib, anyone not in agreement is an idiot.
don't give half a rat's ass what you think.
Yet, strangely, you feel compelled to be my pen pal. Huh!
heard the one about the pot and the kettle?
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
--
Come down off the cross
We can use the wood
Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
Charles & Mambo Duckman
2008-09-13 06:56:01 UTC
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Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by steggy
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Earle Jones
Post by James Hogg
So, how long have you been a
...fucking idiot?
there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a
fucking idiot!
No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics,
not about Bill O'Reilly
oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
I, otoh, have decided that you're a fucking idiot. Nothing to do with
whom you are or aren't. You're just a fucking idiot, is all.
oh golly gee!! how wil I ever sleep at night???
I don't know... how do idiots sleep at night?
Post by Bill Kawalec
btw, I already knew that, to a lib, anyone not in agreement is an idiot.
don't give half a rat's ass what you think.
Yet, strangely, you feel compelled to be my pen pal. Huh!
heard the one about the pot and the kettle?
You're the one stating that you "don't give half a rat's ass what [I]
think", yet you keep replying.

Heard the one about the idiot who walks into a bar?
--
Come down off the cross
We can use the wood

Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
Bill Kawalec
2008-09-15 01:43:47 UTC
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Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by steggy
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Earle Jones
Post by James Hogg
So, how long have you been a
...fucking idiot?
there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a
fucking idiot!
No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics,
not about Bill O'Reilly
oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
I, otoh, have decided that you're a fucking idiot. Nothing to do with
whom you are or aren't. You're just a fucking idiot, is all.
oh golly gee!! how wil I ever sleep at night???
I don't know... how do idiots sleep at night?
Post by Bill Kawalec
btw, I already knew that, to a lib, anyone not in agreement is an idiot.
don't give half a rat's ass what you think.
Yet, strangely, you feel compelled to be my pen pal. Huh!
heard the one about the pot and the kettle?
You're the one stating that you "don't give half a rat's ass what [I]
think", yet you keep replying.
Heard the one about the idiot who walks into a bar?
Two men walked into a bar. You'd think the second one would have ducked.
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
--
Come down off the cross
We can use the wood
Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
Charles & Mambo Duckman
2008-09-15 07:26:11 UTC
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Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by steggy
Post by Bill Kawalec
Post by Earle Jones
Post by James Hogg
So, how long have you been a
...fucking idiot?
there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a
fucking idiot!
No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics,
not about Bill O'Reilly
oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
I, otoh, have decided that you're a fucking idiot. Nothing to do with
whom you are or aren't. You're just a fucking idiot, is all.
oh golly gee!! how wil I ever sleep at night???
I don't know... how do idiots sleep at night?
Post by Bill Kawalec
btw, I already knew that, to a lib, anyone not in agreement is an idiot.
don't give half a rat's ass what you think.
Yet, strangely, you feel compelled to be my pen pal. Huh!
heard the one about the pot and the kettle?
You're the one stating that you "don't give half a rat's ass what [I]
think", yet you keep replying.
Heard the one about the idiot who walks into a bar?
Two men walked into a bar. You'd think the second one would have ducked.
You're welcome.
--
Come down off the cross
We can use the wood

Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
G
2008-10-27 11:15:54 UTC
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Post by Bill Kawalec
heard the one about the pot and the kettle?
G
2008-10-27 10:47:20 UTC
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Post by Bill Kawalec
oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
It 'appears' it is YOU that has deemed rec.MUSIC.folk a no free speech
zone..... ESPECIALLY when it comes to music related posts......:)

Tell me, if you're soooo against 'spam' then why are you chatting politics
in a music related NG? Can I suggest you research the word 'spam'? It
'may' help you to look more intelligent when replying to posts......
Jim Capaldi
2008-09-07 02:08:45 UTC
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About as long as you have.
Post by James Hogg
On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:52:03 GMT, "Jim Capaldi"
Post by Jim Capaldi
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
So, how long have you been a songwriter?
James
Charles & Mambo Duckman
2008-09-07 00:48:39 UTC
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Post by Jim Capaldi
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
Obama Hussein "Change" Barack
Abstinence Half Breed Republican Style

And if your chile gets a baby,
The little cunt better gives birth to it or else
'Course you ain't raisin' my taxes
To pay for the bastard's education, food or what-not
He gonna make a fine cannon fodder for Uncle Sam one day

But if my chile gets a baby after abortion is outlawed
We're jus' gonna git her a passport and
Have the fucker sucked out of her in Canada

Every American Redneck Conservative
Post by Jim Capaldi
Post by James Hogg
Abstinence Alaska-Style
Well those cold Alaskan winters
leave you feelin' dank and bitter
and a teenage redneck's instinct is
to seek out girls 'n' heat.
When he left the rink frustrated
after chasing that old puck around
he passed the ladies' locker room
to see who he might meet.
When his avid eyes met Bristol's
well it made him cream his Levi's,
but the well-brought-up young girl observed,
"You've just made God irate.
It's a sin to spill your seed like that
'cause every sperm is sacred.
For the Palin creed says: Don't come off
except to procreate."
He said, "Abstinence just makes a young man's
heart grow even fonder."
"And a celibate," the girl agreed,
"has less to celebrate."
"But I don't want kids," he said,
"for me a family has no value."
"Let's play Vatican roulette," she said,
"although it's our first date."
Up in heaven, the Great Croupier
was watching as they gambolled,
as they gambled with their future
'neath the cold Alaskan sky.
And He earmarked two choice gametes
to unite and bless their union,
and another shotgun wedding
was conceived by God on High.
James Hogg
--
Come down off the cross
We can use the wood

Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
NapalmHeart
2008-12-06 05:58:10 UTC
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Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Jim Capaldi
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
Obama Hussein "Change" Barack
Abstinence Half Breed Republican Style
And if your chile gets a baby,
The little cunt better gives birth to it or else
'Course you ain't raisin' my taxes
To pay for the bastard's education, food or
what-not
He gonna make a fine cannon fodder for Uncle Sam
one day
But if my chile gets a baby after abortion is
outlawed
We're jus' gonna git her a passport and
Have the fucker sucked out of her in Canada
Every American Redneck Conservative
If you really believe this, you are quite deluded.
Charles & Mambo Duckman
2008-12-06 06:36:58 UTC
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Post by NapalmHeart
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Jim Capaldi
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
Obama Hussein "Change" Barack
Abstinence Half Breed Republican Style
And if your chile gets a baby,
The little cunt better gives birth to it or else
'Course you ain't raisin' my taxes
To pay for the bastard's education, food or
what-not
He gonna make a fine cannon fodder for Uncle Sam
one day
But if my chile gets a baby after abortion is
outlawed
We're jus' gonna git her a passport and
Have the fucker sucked out of her in Canada
Every American Redneck Conservative
If you really believe this, you are quite deluded.
Holy fucking shit!!! A dumbass replies to an article I posted over three months
ago!
What do you stupid rednecks run your Internets on down south? Coal? Whale oil?
--
Come down off the cross
We can use the wood

Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
NapalmHeart
2008-12-10 01:25:37 UTC
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Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by NapalmHeart
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Jim Capaldi
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
Obama Hussein "Change" Barack
Abstinence Half Breed Republican Style
And if your chile gets a baby,
The little cunt better gives birth to it or
else
'Course you ain't raisin' my taxes
To pay for the bastard's education, food or
what-not
He gonna make a fine cannon fodder for Uncle
Sam one day
But if my chile gets a baby after abortion is
outlawed
We're jus' gonna git her a passport and
Have the fucker sucked out of her in Canada
Every American Redneck Conservative
If you really believe this, you are quite
deluded.
Holy fucking shit!!! A dumbass replies to an
article I posted over three months ago!
What do you stupid rednecks run your Internets
on down south? Coal? Whale oil?
I'm replying to a dumbass, whose post I had just
seen. Your stereotypes of both blacks and rural
Americans are rather misguided.

I didn't know that Michigan is in the South.

In the words of Hank III "Go Fuck You."
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"Kick Out The Jams, Motherfucker!"

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Charles & Mambo Duckman
2008-12-12 03:35:04 UTC
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Post by NapalmHeart
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by NapalmHeart
Post by Charles & Mambo Duckman
Post by Jim Capaldi
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
Obama Hussein "Change" Barack
Abstinence Half Breed Republican Style
And if your chile gets a baby,
The little cunt better gives birth to it or
else
'Course you ain't raisin' my taxes
To pay for the bastard's education, food or
what-not
He gonna make a fine cannon fodder for Uncle
Sam one day
But if my chile gets a baby after abortion is
outlawed
We're jus' gonna git her a passport and
Have the fucker sucked out of her in Canada
Every American Redneck Conservative
If you really believe this, you are quite
deluded.
Holy fucking shit!!! A dumbass replies to an
article I posted over three months ago!
What do you stupid rednecks run your Internets
on down south? Coal? Whale oil?
I'm replying to a dumbass, whose post I had just
seen.
The illegibility of your reply notwithstanding (I mean, seriously, what the fuck
was that supposed to mean, anyway?), my original message was posted three months
ago. It makes no difference what you had just seen, really. Replying to messages
on the Usenet that are anything more than a 1-2 weeks old is just retarded, for
many reasons.
Post by NapalmHeart
Your stereotypes of both blacks and rural
Americans are rather misguided.
Oooooh, what do we have here? A racial uniter! Kumbaya, my Lord.
Post by NapalmHeart
I didn't know that Michigan is in the South.
Hey, wherever there's a dumbass conservative redneck, that's where the South is.
Post by NapalmHeart
In the words of Hank III "Go Fuck You."
Nah, thanks. Stick to your cousins.
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We can use the wood

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Matt-the-Hoople
2008-09-07 17:01:11 UTC
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Post by Jim Capaldi
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
Obama Hussein "Change" Barack
Typically, in folk music, we at least try to get the names right. In this
case, the name would be 'Barack Hussein "Change" Obama'. Please make a
note of it.

Furthermore, I am sure that very few are looking at abortion as a form of
birth control, but rather as a basic human 'right' - a woman's right to
choose - and quite frankly, none of the government's damned business
anyway. The government has no quarter to meddle in moral issues - that's
what education and conscience are for.

Now - let's keep the political discussions in the appropriate place. This
is a folk music group. alt.politics is over there --->
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